Smack Your M.A.C.!

M.A.C.’s Lip Glass product descriptions read like Lip Gloss meets Sex in the City. With colors named “Explicit” “Oh Baby”, “Entice”, “Nymphette” and “Full on Lust”, you might as well be sitting on the set in New York, listening to Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls comparing sexploits.

There are a few shades like Pink Lemonade, Pink Poodle, and Chai for the less seasoned and adventurous, but the “Lust, “Underage”, “Spite” and “Oyster Girl” entourage somewhat outweigh the “Pop Mode” flavors.

If anyone ever doubted that sex is a major influence in the field of cosmetics, doubt no more. The colors are beautiful, the product does everything it says it does, moistens, conditions, slips on like obscenely sheer silk, and leaves the target of your applications panting. 

Wet lips seem to translate to, I have smacked my lips in lusty anticipation, or I have run my tongue over my lips in lusty anticipation. The naivete of the ingénue and the little girl who is too young to wear lip stick, implies virginal appeal to seduce the unsuspecting male prey.    

These products are high quality, long lasting, come attractively packaged and lend a subtle enhancement to your own natural attributes. Have fun with the names.

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